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#1 Fun, Jokes and more ...

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:D Hi Folks,

let´s have a little bit Fun and make Party same here :


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGy6txj8FQ0


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:D Hi Folks,


Girls Night Out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you !

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:D Hi Folks,

Bra types

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked what were the types. The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?" Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?" The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.

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#4 Re: Fun, Jokes and more ...

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I live in an area between Yorkshire and Lancashire, where dialects can often be misunderstood... (I.E. lets have a beer = thermonuclear war!) So, I will try one... Theres two owd chaps (old men) going down a country lane...they see a sheep tangled in a barbed wire fence. "ey up" (means.. look at that )... wish that was Marilyn Monroe... Oh.. Aye (yes) says t'other (the other one) , but I wish it was dark.
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