The Scottish Boinc Team

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family...

Question: Why do monkeys love bananas?

Answer: Because they find them so ape-peeling!

One evening I was in a bar talking to my friend. "Last night, while I was out drinking, a burglar broke into my house.." "Did he get anything?" asked my friend. "Yes," I said. "A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs. My wife thought it was m...

A man finds his seat at the Super Bowl, but notices that there’s an empty seat between himself and the next guy. “Who in their right mind would miss the Super Bowl?!” The man next to him smiles and says, “Well, actually this was my wife’s seat. She passed away recently, and we had already purchased ...

Congratulations McShane of TSBT!

You earned 1* Bronze badge from project WUProp

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've bee...

Please check that you are on TSBT team for WCG Pete In addition to what I said before I am now not sure where my credits are going since my user name is listed as Cruncher Pete which relates to the Team Boinc@Australia. Accordingly, I am now turning off my machines until the start of the PG challen...

Please check that you are on TSBT team for WCG Pete In addition to what I said before I am now not sure where my credits are going since my user name is listed as Cruncher Pete which relates to the Team Boinc@Australia. Accordingly, I am now turning off my machines until the start of the PG challen...

Please check that you are on TSBT team for WCG Pete In addition to what I said before I am now not sure where my credits are going since my user name is listed as Cruncher Pete which relates to the Team Boinc@Australia. Accordingly, I am now turning off my machines until the start of the PG challen...

Please check that you are on TSBT team for WCG Pete I am all confused on this. My credentials in WCG is listed as McShane of TSBT and on the Scottish Boinc Team. Boinc Stats says that my user name is Cruncher Pete and I am crunching for Boinc@Australia. In the FB Stats under the Scottish Boinc Team...

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker said to them: "You can have her shipped home for five thousand dollars or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for one hundred and fifty dollars"....

Well done Gregg.

Good Crunching Dirk...

He woke up to find himself lying in a hospital bed. As it happened a doctor was right there when he awoke. "You've been in a bad accident," the doctor said, "but you're going to be fine. But there is one thing you need to know." "What's that?l We did our best! But…" The...

A man suspects his wife is cheating on him. He tells her he's leaving for work, but in the hopes of catching her, returns about 20 minutes later. He finds his wife on the bed writhing and naked. He then hears a door shut that he thinks may have been her lover leaving. He runs to the balcony off the ...

Curtis & Leroy bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Curtis & Leroy replied,"Well, then just give us our money back." The...

On a step, a priest sat next to a drunk struggling to read a newspaper. Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest: "Do you know what arthritis is?" The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied: "It's a disease caused by sin...

A greedy old man wanted to take it with him when he died. He told his wife to fill two pillow cases with cash, and leave them in the attic. As his soul ascended to Heaven he’d pass through the ceiling into the attic, grab the cash, and continue his ascent to the Pearly Gates. After he died his wife ...

There was a gynecologist who decided to make a change in his life. He decided to become an automobile mechanic. Goes through the mechanic course, does very well in all areas and has only the final test left. The teacher says that the final test is the complete teardown and rebuild of an engine. 100 ...

A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $ 600.00 They had a good time. Before he left, he told her he didn’t have any cash on him, but he’d have his assistant send her a check, labeling it "RENT FOR A CONDO." On his way to the office, he started feeling ...

Thanks to Steve I am Back again as McShane of TSBT. Now I have to spend some time changing BAM and all my projects to suit the current name. It should take up to 3 days for BAM to catch up.

@Scole. Note that I did say that I am having trouble with BoincStats and my BAM account. I realize that it has nothing to do with TSBT. I mentioned that because it will make a difference what username I should use. Now, please tell me how do I recover my Cruncher Pete Account. I can not log into it ...

Welcome back again Pete. You now have two accounts here, Cruncher Pete and McShane of TSBT. I suggest you pick one and lets delete the other. I like to keep McShane of TSBT for this team. Delete Cruncher Pete please. Cruncher Pete is for other teams should I wish to change again. Houston, I have a ...

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the woman returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly ...

A fire started on some grasslands near a farm. The county fire department was called to put out the fire. The fire was more than the county fire department could handle. Someone suggested that a nearby volunteer bunch be called. Despite some doubt that the volunteer outfit would be of any assistance...

My signature is not showing because , I forgot how to set it up show in my posts. There is no urgency for me to fix this as I changed my name and password in all projects and BoincStats from Cruncher Pete. After a few days of crunching all projects with all machines, the CPID have not changed and ev...

A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" the interviewer asks. "Yes, I was a Marine," responds the applicant. "Did you see any active duty?" "I was in Vietnam for two years and I have a partial disability." "May I ask what happene...

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Fridayevening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for hisgirlfriend. Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said. The younglady's eyes sparkled and her whole body t...

I don't seem to be able to join the Team in this project. I get an answer that I do not have permission access this resource. I made a note in their forum and all I got back so far is that the Team might be closed to new members. This does not seem right. Aby clues?

scole of TSBT wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2023 12:54 am Welcome back again Pete. You now have two accounts here, Cruncher Pete and McShane of TSBT. I suggest you pick one and lets delete the other.

I like to keep McShane of TSBT for this team. Delete Cruncher Pete please. Cruncher Pete is for other teams should I wish to change again.